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nitewrighter:

zanabism:

gleelesbian:

This is the funniest thing I have ever seen. If I were a professor I would pin this to my office door.

LMAO

There were like 30 seconds where I was like, “Ah the joke is that Orcas are technically the largest member of the oceanic dolphin family–this is a joke about the whale making false claims about its whale heritage on an admissions form, hence why its lawyer is also a dolphin.” And then I realized, “Oh. KILLER whale.”

will-falling-fell:

froodette:

keepcalmandcarriefischer:

hotchocolateandtsex:

keepcalmandcarriefischer:

Did you guys know that the most recent version of sharks have fins that are kinda leg like and they like to walk up onto land?

no way i must have missed an update!

The Epaulette shark is only about 9 million years old as a species, making it the most recent branch in the shark family. And it is slowly but surely evolving into a land animal

You know what to do boys

cornsnoot:

cornsnoot:

cornsnoot:

laptop husbandry tip: the fans spinning up just means its EXCITED, not DISTRESSED. this is a COMMON MISCONCEPTION and it does not need to go to the vet

my boy is so excited

my boy is so healthy and h appy

lokh:

‘how would other people describe you’ why would i know this

laskulls:

laskulls:

person: reanimating corpses for use in battle is unethical

necromancer: I am recycling

person: now someone has to go and fight the corpses

necromancer: I am also, consequently, creating jobs

you laugh, but some necromancer is out there setting up a PowerPoint presentation

transcyberism:

redarmyscreaming:

depsidase:

Sharecropping.

FYI if your employer does this, if they have done it for a long time especially, you and your coworkers could be owed huge amounts of unpaid wages and it would be an easy suit if there is a paper trail like this and your employer is placing strict requirements on your behavior while not at work. Employment lawyers generally work on contingency. Just food for thought.

whirligiga:

Microdosing on executive function by completing tasks in video games

oldfangirl81:

Excuse me? Is that a Sterek reference in my Deadpool!?! I cackled so hard. (Deadpool #7)

missmarthanightingale:

kelpforestdwellers:

morlock-holmes:

phaeton-flier:

It is actually way better for 100 addicts to get their fix on pain pills than a single person in pain go without. I call this the “Torture is bad” principle. You should be able to get the good stuff forever after a single doctor’s visit. If you’re worried about addicts fund rehab centers and needle exchanges instead of torturing people.

Among other things if you can’t use the legit market you turn to the black market anyway.

if you’re worried about addiction, build a society where people get their basic needs met, including pain management.

#i also would prefer addicts be on prescription drugs that are exactly what they say they are#rathet than unregulated drugs which are full of who the fuck knows (tags via @shanastoryteller)

flanneldragon:

gothcostco:

look at this video of a mouse eating soup and bread and butter

peace and FUCKING love on planet earth